{"id":61,"date":"2016-11-27T02:56:28","date_gmt":"2016-11-27T02:56:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buhlog.com\/?p=61"},"modified":"2016-11-27T08:45:09","modified_gmt":"2016-11-27T08:45:09","slug":"donalds-greatest-discovery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.buhlog.com\/index.php\/2016\/11\/27\/donalds-greatest-discovery\/","title":{"rendered":"Donald&#8217;s Greatest Discovery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some Alt-Right lyrics for you:<br \/>\n(sung to Elton John&#8217;s &#8216;The Greatest Discovery&#8217;)<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"256\" height=\"144\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QEw9SB8NMfs\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Peering out of tiny eyes<br \/>\nthe ruddy hands, the old man smell<br \/>\nThe orange tan and wig coiffure<br \/>\nThe Trump we know, the one we endure<\/p>\n<p>His little feet and squinty glance<br \/>\nToo short, too needy, not asked to dance<br \/>\nOver compensated, stole all he&#8217;s got<br \/>\nHis lips leak spittle, he&#8217;s filled with snot<\/p>\n<p>The petty despot will jump and dance<br \/>\nA little man in big boy pants<br \/>\nLook at me, look at what I can do<br \/>\nLook at me prancing in my Italian shoes<\/p>\n<p>To smaller men he&#8217;ll pull their hair<br \/>\nThe ladies he&#8217;ll just grab down there<br \/>\nHe&#8217;ll force a kiss, as soon as<br \/>\nTake a piss, but anyway<br \/>\nWhat are Nazis doing here?<\/p>\n<p>His business sense an abomination<br \/>\nHis reputation misappropriation<br \/>\nA ladies man in his own mind<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t turn your back, protect your behind<\/p>\n<p>His partners lost all that he touched<br \/>\nExcessive greed doesn&#8217;t demand much<br \/>\nIn the way of fairness, of nature&#8217;s laws<br \/>\nThe Donald got his by an umbrella clause<\/p>\n<p>Molest he will the entire nation<br \/>\nAdored by dolts of his own creation<br \/>\nHe twists their little minds so tight<br \/>\n&#8220;He&#8217;s on TV!&#8221; they cry<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re sure he&#8217;ll be alright.<\/p>\n<p>And all we&#8217;re really hoping now<br \/>\nFor the next four years or further<br \/>\nIs that the man, with no real plan<br \/>\nDoesn&#8217;t fuck us that much further<br \/>\nDoesn&#8217;t fuck us that much further<br \/>\nDoesn&#8217;t fuck us that much further&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some Alt-Right lyrics for you: (sung to Elton John&#8217;s &#8216;The Greatest Discovery&#8217;) Peering out of tiny eyes the ruddy hands, the old man smell The orange tan and wig coiffure The Trump we know, the one we endure His little feet and squinty glance Too short, too needy, not asked to dance Over compensated, stole &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buhlog.com\/index.php\/2016\/11\/27\/donalds-greatest-discovery\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Donald&#8217;s Greatest Discovery<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7,2,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buhlog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buhlog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buhlog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buhlog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buhlog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/www.buhlog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":83,"href":"https:\/\/www.buhlog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions\/83"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buhlog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buhlog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buhlog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}